Dick in your face, put my dick in your face. ‘Sup.
I’d actually let you put your dick in my face if you had a dick.

I’ve got a smoothie and it’s the most perfect smoothie in the world.
Sharing is caring, baby.

You know, Selena’s pregnant and we’re fighting a lot and I can’t blame her. And we’re doing an interview to announce the pregnancy and I feel so nervous.
You know what, I say don’t stress it. I’m sure they’ll react positively, you’re one of the most likeable couples so hearing that you two are having a baby is something I’m sure they’d be excited to hear. Just, don’t mention it was an accident and that you two decided to have the baby because you love each other an you both were ready. Otherwise the media will be all over you. You’ll be fine, I’ll be sitting in the front row, crossing my fingers. Yeah?

Wow, rude. Wait what’s your name? Niko-Nikolina.
Zdravei, kazvam se Nikolina Konstantinova Dobreva. Pryatno mi e.

Well, and I apologize too. Hugging time. Um, I need to talk to you though.
The two of you are kind of scaring me, you and Selena. What’s up? Spill it. Should I be scared?

I have too much to do, and just so little energy.
Same.

Dobreva.
Jones. I did that on purpose by the way.
